manic pixie dream divorced guy
this isn’t a new or hot take or anything but the current trend of people just recording strangers in public is so fucking annoying and low key terrifying. the fact that someone can decide that i’m moving weird at the grocery store and record a video of me and get it reposted by barstool sports or whatever on tiktok makes me want to maul someone
hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me
when headphones beep sadly because their battery is low: oh you poor thing :( let me plug you in :(
when headphones say "battery low" in a human voice: Who Are You Stop Interrupting My Music
we have got to regulate sourness claims on candy. these companies can not keep saying their shit is EXTREMELY SOUR just for it to taste like a newborn sourpatch kid. despicable
it's so funny to me that lots of people have this genuine belief that the classics are usually hard to read, serious, boring, pompous, etc... but if you randomly pick up a popular classic book there's a 90% chance it's gonna be the most insane, hysterical, inappropriate shit that you'll ever read in your life. to which most of modern day literature does not compare AT ALL
Anonymous asked:
Do sharks cuddle?
bunjywunjy answered:
THEY SURE FUCKIN DO.
many sharks are at least moderately social, and if a specific species of shark has the ability to breathe without actually swimming and tends to have a lot of sharks in a fairly small area, well.
they are just going to Pile. and there is simply nothing you can do about it.
also, fun fact! whitetip reef sharks in particular are SO damn cuddly with each other that they'll actively seek out a buddy or ten when they get sleepy!
it's pretty much slumber party or nothing for these guys. you won't find a whitetip sleeping alone except in the most dire and tragic of shark circumstances.
(shhh! they are. SLEEBING)
